My Morning

5:45am- wake up hungry. Very hungry. I think about how much i want to read more of the Breaking Dawn book ive been working on.. for the second time. Get out of bed.
5:47am- After using the restroom, I step on the scale, hoping that the previous act has magically lifted ten pounds off my body. I sigh. Unfortunately it has not.
5:50am- I finally finish staring at the unwelcomed number on the scale and shuffle to the living room to do my morning Wii workout.
5:54am- I actually step onto the Wii board and it weighs me, again and shows me how much ive lost. The result makes my little mini Wii bloat up and have love handles, just like me. Then a big red "OVERWEIGHT" pops up. I grunt and scratch my leg. Im hungry. I half heartedly stretch and crunch for fifteen minutes. My body is sprawled on the floor and im sweating. I suddenly realise that I dont even have a shirt on and wonder if i had just given the neighbors an early morning show. I crawl onto the couch and read from Breaking Dawn.
6:22 Hayden wakes up and I hear jerry stirring. I go into the bathroom, sit down, and continue reading. Jerry calls my name. "Im in the bathroom! That food last night didnt sit well with me!" I chuckle at my cleverness then relax back on the toilet to continue reading about Bellas troubles. Hehheh.
6:34 I suddenly remember that ive got to shower and eat before dropping Jerry off. I drop my clothes and jump into he shower. Hayden cries for me and puts his chubby fingers under the door trying to get my attention.
6:40 I cant find a towell. I result in using my sleeping pants. I slip on my clothes. The fabric sticks to my wet thighs.
6:50 I start the car, Jerry brings hayden out with his yogurt and puts him in. As jerry is buckling hayden in, Hayden says "PooPoo?" and refuses to sit down correctly. Jerry sighs and takes hayden inside to change his diaper. He returns and we drive to drop Jerry off.
7:03 We're returning home and I hear hayden say "Uh-Oh". I look over and see that he has dumped half of his yogurt on his shirt and buckles and it was starting to flow onto his legs. At this moment I notice haydens feet are black.
7:15 I arrive home, only to realise that Jerry had taken my key and the door was locked. I called him angrily demanding to know the reason he took the key. He gave me a very calm answer. I hang up, somewhat disappointed that I didnt get the angry response i was hoping for that would feed my bad mood. I deicde to use my credit card to enter through the back door. The dog is jumping and nipping at my pant legs. I push him away and see that he has totally dirtied up my pants. Great. I hear hayden in the car crying. I imagine myself kicking the door in like they do in the movies. With a grunt and a few choice words i manage to pop the door open. I open the front door and retrieve hayden.
7:33 I feel like im goign to chew my face off. I search for my cereal and find its empty carcass lying in the trash. Victim of Jerrys late night snacking. My eyes well up as I think about having to endure the hunger longer.
7:45 Im almost finished getting ready. Thoughts of donuts and pastries race through my head. Hayden comes up to me with a browning slimmy banana that he has been carrying around for the past 10 minutes and demands that i take a "vite". I offend him when I say no and he cries.
7:56 I drop hayden off at daycare and drive to Brothers Bakery to buy out the store.
8:03 I arrive at my work, walk in with my mouth full of delicious sweet bread and sausage. I sit down and clock in.

Im so glad tomorrows friday.